emily's boulicious birthday blowout
this is emily: birthday girl, petanque powerhouse, and my superstar sister
and this is her hangout: the pitstop
it looks like just another racing-themed french bistro
with little cars stuck to the walls
but it's actually the headquarters of the louche nyc petanque underground
pictured here in a menacing pose
sara is widely rumored to be the ringleader
but emily actually pulls the strings
matt is the "cleaner"
and he's got lovely follow-through
tamar intimidates the competition with her shooting skills
while james is equally adept at the high lob
and jedi mind tricks
hannah wrote her doctoral thesis on ballistics
while i was studying zen with the petanque monks of marseilles
ethan takes more of a "p(et)unk" approach
whereas damon favors the esoteric "goofy foot" style
jan trains for cardiovascular endurance in the swiss alps
but in the end it's really about the boozing
and the smoking [we don't know this guy]
and the special ferrari petanque shoes [!]
and the occasional plastic stegosaurus