emily's boulicious birthday blowout

this is emily: birthday girl, petanque powerhouse, and my superstar sister

and this is her hangout: the pitstop

it looks like just another racing-themed french bistro

with little cars stuck to the walls
but it's actually the headquarters of the louche nyc petanque underground

pictured here in a menacing pose

sara is widely rumored to be the ringleader
but emily actually pulls the strings

matt is the "cleaner"

and he's got lovely follow-through

tamar intimidates the competition with her shooting skills
while james is equally adept at the high lob
and jedi mind tricks

hannah wrote her doctoral thesis on ballistics

while i was studying zen with the petanque monks of marseilles

ethan takes more of a "p(et)unk" approach

whereas damon favors the esoteric "goofy foot" style
jan trains for cardiovascular endurance in the swiss alps

but in the end it's really about the boozing
and the smoking [we don't know this guy]

and the special ferrari petanque shoes [!]

and the occasional plastic stegosaurus